What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:30
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.